# Holiday Calorie Pass T-Shirt

Warning: May lead to second helpings of pie and zero regrets.

If your holiday philosophy is that festive treats simply don't count, the Holiday Calorie Pass T-Shirt is your official pass for the season! Part of our festive Holiday Baking Collection, this tee features bold, humorous typography designed for anyone who believes Christmas cookies, pie, and eggnog are purely for holiday spirit.

Printed on a unisex softstyle tee, it delivers comfortable, relaxed wear whether you're navigating the Thanksgiving dessert table, hosting a holiday dinner party, or lounging on the couch after a festive feast. Wear it proudly to every holiday event or gift it to your favorite food-loving friend!

Why You’ll Love It:

-   Hilarious Holiday Statement: Features a funny "Holiday Calorie Pass" design that brings lighthearted humor to every festive gathering.
    
-   Feast-Ready Comfort: Made with ultra-soft ring-spun cotton so you stay completely comfortable through every holiday meal and dessert round.
    
-   Durable for the Season: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and seamless sides ensure it keeps its shape and soft feel through endless holiday wash cycles.
    
-   Perfect Funny Gift: Makes a hilarious white elephant gift, secret Santa present, or stocking stuffer for foodies and bakers alike.
    

Product Details:

-   Material: Premium soft ring-spun cotton for a breathable feel.
    
-   Fit: Classic unisex fit that runs true to size.
    
-   Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry low; Do not iron directly on print.

## Details

- **Price:** 29.99 USD - 33.99 USD
- **Vendor:** Epic Era Tees
- **Type:** T-Shirt
- **Tags:** Christmas Cookie Eating Shirt, Cotton, Crew neck, DTG, Funny Baker Gift Ideas, Funny Christmas Food Shirt, Funny Thanksgiving Dessert Tee, Gildan 64000 Softstyle Tee, Holiday Baking Collection, Holiday Calorie Pass T-Shirt, Holiday Feast Outfit, Men's Clothing, Neck Labels, Regular fit, Retro Holiday Eating Tee, Soft Ring Spun Cotton Shirt, Summer Picks, T-shirts, Textured print, TikTok, White Elephant Gift Shirt, Women's Clothing

## Variants

| Variant | Price | Available |
|---------|-------|-----------|
| Red / S | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Red / M | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Red / L | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Red / XL | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Red / 2XL | 31.99 USD | In stock |
| Red / 3XL | 33.99 USD | In stock |
| Irish Green / S | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Irish Green / M | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Irish Green / L | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Irish Green / XL | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Irish Green / 2XL | 31.99 USD | In stock |
| Irish Green / 3XL | 33.99 USD | In stock |
| Dark Chocolate / S | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Dark Chocolate / M | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Dark Chocolate / L | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Dark Chocolate / XL | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Dark Chocolate / 2XL | 31.99 USD | In stock |
| Dark Chocolate / 3XL | 33.99 USD | In stock |
| Black / S | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Black / M | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Black / L | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Black / XL | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Black / 2XL | 31.99 USD | In stock |
| Black / 3XL | 33.99 USD | In stock |
| Military Green / S | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Military Green / M | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Military Green / L | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Military Green / XL | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Military Green / 2XL | 31.99 USD | In stock |
| Military Green / 3XL | 33.99 USD | In stock |
| Navy / S | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Navy / M | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Navy / L | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Navy / XL | 29.99 USD | In stock |
| Navy / 2XL | 31.99 USD | In stock |
| Navy / 3XL | 33.99 USD | In stock |

## Images

- Red
- Irish Green
- Dark Chocolate
- Black
- Military Green
- Navy

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> Source: [Epic Era Tees ](https://epiceratees.com/products/holiday-calorie-pass-t-shirt)
> Updated: 2026-11-01